tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3525954039279807738.post1123199225000894130..comments2023-08-01T10:02:17.855-04:00Comments on Grumbles and Grins by Karen Bessey Pease: Frivolous Lawsuits-- A Contest.Karen Bessey Peasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06338816663941656625noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3525954039279807738.post-9235185320763245702011-04-12T08:59:58.021-04:002011-04-12T08:59:58.021-04:00Hmmn, not sure that's the way to get on the ju...Hmmn, not sure that's the way to get on the judge's good side.....how about bribery, do you think he'll go for that ?<br />Now that's another thing I have to think about - a worthwhile bribe. I can feel that headache increasing.....sigh<br /><br />'Moff now, maybe to have an 'inspirational' dream<br /><br />G'nite gorgeous<br />xxdozycowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03982248015622341082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3525954039279807738.post-90573101461731756192011-04-12T08:49:30.753-04:002011-04-12T08:49:30.753-04:00Hehehe....see? You can compete with CP, no prob! ...Hehehe....see? You can compete with CP, no prob! And if you don't win, you can also sue our judge! I don't know what for, but I'm sure we can think of something...<br /><br />Night, Dozy. Sweet dreams.<br />xoxoKaren Bessey Peasehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06338816663941656625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3525954039279807738.post-70372350534958732192011-04-12T08:35:00.164-04:002011-04-12T08:35:00.164-04:00Good morning gorgeous girl
I'm not sure if si...Good morning gorgeous girl<br /><br />I'm not sure if silly antics can compete with deadpan brilliance and humor.........sigh.<br />Hey ! Maybe I can sue CP for causing my headaches whilst trying to outdo that deadpan brilliance and humor of his ? Just a thought (the only one I've had so far......another sigh)<br /><br />Have yourself a lovely day !!<br /><br />xxdozycowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03982248015622341082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3525954039279807738.post-64391912983232681452011-04-11T23:00:43.436-04:002011-04-11T23:00:43.436-04:00Ah, but Dozy! This time, the judge is a cranky ol...Ah, but Dozy! This time, the judge is a cranky old man who may not be fazed by CP's deadpan brilliance and humor. Perhaps he will be inspired by the silly antics of a lovely woman Down Under! One thing is SURE, his own wit is ARID (EXTRA DRY.)<br /><br />Happy Tuesday afternoon, pretty lady.<br /><br />xoxoKaren Bessey Peasehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06338816663941656625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3525954039279807738.post-4082181002135930072011-04-11T19:31:04.317-04:002011-04-11T19:31:04.317-04:00Heheh.....you guys are brilliant !
CP is going to ...Heheh.....you guys are brilliant !<br />CP is going to be impossible to beat yet again - well done CP<br /><br />Meanwhile, I'm still thinking & it's giving me a headache......<br /><br />xxdozycowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03982248015622341082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3525954039279807738.post-53083569771935790702011-04-11T17:06:00.663-04:002011-04-11T17:06:00.663-04:00Ah, but you see... it's my dry sense of humor....Ah, but you see... it's my dry sense of humor....<br /><br />:o)Karen Bessey Peasehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06338816663941656625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3525954039279807738.post-40829014155431835922011-04-11T17:03:23.738-04:002011-04-11T17:03:23.738-04:00That pun was PITiful.That pun was <b>PIT</b>iful.Crookedpawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01327168181148930169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3525954039279807738.post-68764383734583878752011-04-11T16:17:03.736-04:002011-04-11T16:17:03.736-04:00Hello there!
Dozy, you're thinking, huh? Goo...Hello there!<br /><br />Dozy, you're thinking, huh? Good luck with that! I tried it once, myself. It's waaaay over-rated!<br /><br />:o)<br /><br />CP, that is a stellar idea for a lawsuit! Perhaps you also should include a complaint that the deoderant was so boring that applying it practically put you to sleep, thereby causing you to yawn. Therefore, the whole episode, from start to finish, is, in fact, the fault of the manufacturer! That antiperspirant really was 'the pits', huh?<br /><br />Hehehe.... (okay, so I amuse myself. Sorry.)<br /><br />Thanks, sweetums. Is that the only dumb thing you've ever done? Hmmmm?<br /><br />KazKaren Bessey Peasehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06338816663941656625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3525954039279807738.post-53554679712729699462011-04-11T16:09:31.852-04:002011-04-11T16:09:31.852-04:00FRIVOLOUS LAWSUIT No. 1
The Incident
Whilst spra...<b>FRIVOLOUS LAWSUIT No. 1</b><br /><br /><b>The Incident</b><br /><br /><i>Whilst spraying deodorant under my arms, early one morning, I yawned. Deodorant sprayed into my mouth, causing me to cough and splutter, and leaving an unpleasant aftertaste.</i><br /><br /><b>The Lawsuit</b><br /><br />I intend to sue the manufacturer of the deodorant for;<br /><br /><i>• Failing to place, either on their packaging or labelling, a warning of the possibility of an incident like this happening.<br /><br />• Failing to make their product palatable, just in case somthing like this did happen.<br /><br />• Damages: For ongoing after-effects which lead to my next two meals tasting awful, thereby detracting from my enjoyment of life.<br /><br />• Mental anguish caused by embarrassment.</i><br /><br />Reckon I've got a good case there. After all, if a woman can sue McDonalds because she burnt her tongue with a cup of their coffee …Crookedpawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01327168181148930169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3525954039279807738.post-64838467315700552302011-04-11T03:32:27.585-04:002011-04-11T03:32:27.585-04:00Thinking.......
xxThinking.......<br /><br />xxdozycowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03982248015622341082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3525954039279807738.post-69089780184702946672011-04-11T00:29:46.947-04:002011-04-11T00:29:46.947-04:00This is the section where one submits one's en...This is the section where one submits one's entry...<br /><br />:o)<br /><br />KazKaren Bessey Peasehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06338816663941656625noreply@blogger.com