Me and Saint.
Handsome, older gent with a sharp tongue and a rapier wit…and Me.
We met a couple of years ago on an authors’ website. Frankly, he was in awe of my writing talents. That was what drew him to me, originally.
It was understandable…it happens to me all the time.
Once he got to know me--well. It was plain there was no escaping my particular brand of charm.
Saint and I have participated in several games of “Writers’ Tag” in the past. Most of our co-authoring included other writers who participated in the stories. Some of our writing was good… and some of it was EXCELLENT!
It ALL needs to be edited.
Earlier this year, he and I had an opportunity to write a short story together. Just the two of us.
Me and Saint.
Saint and Me.
The only rules? We had to limit the story to 20,000 words… and we couldn’t ‘collaborate’. Not really. Saint would write a portion and then I would have to pick up where he left off--trying to make a coherent, entertaining, somewhat-believable addition to the story.
Then he’d have to follow my lead and do the same.
We decided (Me and Saint) to share this short story on GAG. It is in its raw form—almost completely unchanged from when we originally authored and posted it. Unedited and for the most part--unpolished. However, I have taken the liberty of ‘asteriskizing’ it. Saint’s vernacular can be a bit…ah…“colorful” and since GAG doesn’t have an ‘adults only’ block, we (Saint and Me) thought it best to substitute the occasional **** for his occasional ****.
I’m going to try to upload a post a day—maybe more—until the whole of our light-hearted, off-the-cuff short story is on GAG.
We hope you enjoy it.
If not, please direct your complaints to the handsome bearded gentleman from Tennessee. He’ll happily listen to your concerns and send you on your way with an asterisk or two.
Stay tuned for “Bee Dazzle”, by Eugene Saint and Kaz Pease