It has been AGES since I've held a contest on GAG! Ages since I've had any type of writing fun, at all. So...I'm gonna have a contest!
A "Photo Caption" contest.
I snapped this photo in Kingfield, in the parking lot of "Trantens Too"... a popular convenience store, take-out and gas station.
Surely, you can come up with a funny caption for this photo? Or... how about this version of it?
I have faith in you! Come up with a caption, and enter it as a comment to this blog entry. On December 11th, I'll have my pal Saint choose the one he likes best (unless he enters, himself--which I don't think he'll do...except that the prize is so....unique? Coveted, even?? Hah! Well, if Saint enters the contest, I'll have my oldest son Guy choose the winner. He never reads the stuff his lame-oh mother writes!)
The winner will receive a DVD of the 'comedy show' I performed at Nostalgia Tavern in November of 2009. Not a single copy of this show has been released anywhere (and there's good reason for that!!) Listening to myself afterwards was PAINFUL! Excruciating. All I can say is... Thank God the crowd was drinking!!
Enter my contest and win--and I'll release one copy of that fund-raising show to you. It will be NON-copyable (is that a word?) After all, I can't go around being a total bonehead to just anyone, can I? Ugh...
Please enter. What have you got to lose? Your dignity? Nope. I've got that one in the bag.
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Okay! This didn't work. So... at the suggestion of one of my Australian friends, who is an expert on...well, to hear him tell the story-- he's an expert on everything that I'm not-- (which allows him a fairly large repertoire!) I'm 'expanding' the contest (and writing a tremendously long run-on sentence, too!)
Below is a photo which will be easy to write captions for--and there is nothing in it to prompt any political zingers. I guess.... (We try to save those for VOW...)
Here you go. I'm closing this down on January 8th, and someone will get a prize.
Enter a caption in the comments section, please???
Thank you and Happy New Year from the crew at The F.A.R.M.--where there's Fresh Air and Room to Move!
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