Saturday, April 9, 2011

Frivolous Lawsuits-- A Contest.


Even though I take full responsibility for the subject matter and tone on Grumbles and Grins, there are times when others influence the content of my blog. My family, friends and neighbors all play a role in my life… and my life is what inspires the content of this online journal.

After a recent post (“Testosterone-Smelling Ears”) one of my Australian friends wrote to me with a suggestion. He proposed that I start a new contest. He thought it would be fun to have readers write in with their best and brightest ideas for bringing a frivolous lawsuit, based on something stupid that they had done. Let’s face it… we’ve all done stupid things. Some of us even make a bit of a career out of it!

His idea sounded good to me.

At his suggestion, however, I am expanding the contest. In my next “Observations from The F.A.R.M.” column in The Irregular, I am going to invite the newspaper readers to join in the fun. Hopefully, they won’t be too shy to play along. I’ll invite them to come to GAG and submit their entries here on the blog, so that you can all enjoy their ‘bonehead moments’, too.

Since there is a bit of ‘lag time’ between when I write my column and when it appears in the newspaper, I’ll keep the contest open for awhile. I’ve already submitted articles in advance, so I believe the contest won’t get mentioned until I write the column for the April 27th issue. Therefore, I’ll let the contest run until May 11th, my mother’s birthday.

Since this is maple syrup season, I’ll award the winner a quart of maple syrup made right here in Lexington which, at today’s prices, is worth almost $20.00. I’ll also throw in an autographed copy of Grumble Bluff. If you’ve already got one, maybe you can think of someone who’d like my novel as a gift.

In addition, I’ll take my top three favorites and publish them in the Irregular, in a subsequent column (with or without the winners' names-- your choice!) I think I’ll ask an author friend of mine to do the judging this time, so that—if we have a repeat winner—it won’t seem as if I’m playing favorites.

How does that sound? I hope it sounds like fun, and that you will enter. Just think of something dumb you’ve done (or something a member of your family has done) which would be a prime example of what might make a frivolous lawsuit, and tell me all about it!

Chances are, though… that lawsuit’s already been 'tried'.

11 comments:

  1. This is the section where one submits one's entry...

    :o)

    Kaz

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  2. FRIVOLOUS LAWSUIT No. 1

    The Incident

    Whilst spraying deodorant under my arms, early one morning, I yawned. Deodorant sprayed into my mouth, causing me to cough and splutter, and leaving an unpleasant aftertaste.

    The Lawsuit

    I intend to sue the manufacturer of the deodorant for;

    • Failing to place, either on their packaging or labelling, a warning of the possibility of an incident like this happening.

    • Failing to make their product palatable, just in case somthing like this did happen.

    • Damages: For ongoing after-effects which lead to my next two meals tasting awful, thereby detracting from my enjoyment of life.

    • Mental anguish caused by embarrassment.


    Reckon I've got a good case there. After all, if a woman can sue McDonalds because she burnt her tongue with a cup of their coffee …

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  3. Hello there!

    Dozy, you're thinking, huh? Good luck with that! I tried it once, myself. It's waaaay over-rated!

    :o)

    CP, that is a stellar idea for a lawsuit! Perhaps you also should include a complaint that the deoderant was so boring that applying it practically put you to sleep, thereby causing you to yawn. Therefore, the whole episode, from start to finish, is, in fact, the fault of the manufacturer! That antiperspirant really was 'the pits', huh?

    Hehehe.... (okay, so I amuse myself. Sorry.)

    Thanks, sweetums. Is that the only dumb thing you've ever done? Hmmmm?

    Kaz

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  4. Ah, but you see... it's my dry sense of humor....

    :o)

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  5. Heheh.....you guys are brilliant !
    CP is going to be impossible to beat yet again - well done CP

    Meanwhile, I'm still thinking & it's giving me a headache......

    xx

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  6. Ah, but Dozy! This time, the judge is a cranky old man who may not be fazed by CP's deadpan brilliance and humor. Perhaps he will be inspired by the silly antics of a lovely woman Down Under! One thing is SURE, his own wit is ARID (EXTRA DRY.)

    Happy Tuesday afternoon, pretty lady.

    xoxo

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  7. Good morning gorgeous girl

    I'm not sure if silly antics can compete with deadpan brilliance and humor.........sigh.
    Hey ! Maybe I can sue CP for causing my headaches whilst trying to outdo that deadpan brilliance and humor of his ? Just a thought (the only one I've had so far......another sigh)

    Have yourself a lovely day !!

    xx

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  8. Hehehe....see? You can compete with CP, no prob! And if you don't win, you can also sue our judge! I don't know what for, but I'm sure we can think of something...

    Night, Dozy. Sweet dreams.
    xoxo

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  9. Hmmn, not sure that's the way to get on the judge's good side.....how about bribery, do you think he'll go for that ?
    Now that's another thing I have to think about - a worthwhile bribe. I can feel that headache increasing.....sigh

    'Moff now, maybe to have an 'inspirational' dream

    G'nite gorgeous
    xx

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